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NASCAR’s Dirtiest Driver: Carl Edwards
Aug 24th, 2010 by David Whitley

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If the Supreme Court had to decide who NASCAR's dirtiest driver is, Carl Edwards might not qualify.

Sure, he's dirtier than a Tiger Woods text message. But the justices would have to excuse Edwards on the grounds he is criminally insane.

Crazy Carl has to be a sociopath. How else could he live with himself after all the damage he's willfully inflicted?

Most of it stems from his feud with Brad Keselowski. For a while it was like the Iran-Iraq war of the 1980s. Henry Kissinger observed, "it's a shame they both can't lose."

Now Keselowski is Iraq, trying to rise above the senseless violence, despite what my opponent in this tussle, Clay Travis, tells you. Edwards is Iran, thumbing his nose at authority and threatening to nuke anyone who gets in his way, including innocent bystanders.

Fans of the Carl and Islamic revolution will disagree, simply because they are blinded by the cause. But expert observers have no doubt who the bad guy is.

 

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Kyle Busch Beats Carl Edwards in Nationwide Race
Jul 25th, 2010 by FanHouse Staff

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After dominating the Kroger 200, Kyle Busch held off Carl Edwards in a green-white-checkered restart in the Nationwide race at O'Reilly Raceway Park outside Indianapolis and won his eighth race of the year in NASCAR's second series, including five of his last six starts.

Edwards did everything he could to get past Busch on the final lap, diving deep and hard into turn three, but raced clean as Busch held his outside line to the checkered flag.

"It was a good, clean, hard-fought battle. When you treat people with respect, that's what you get -- you get respect back," Busch said in victory lane. "Carl was awesome tonight. That was good, hard racing."

The finish was in stark contrast to last weekend's drama at St. Louis, where Edwards intentionally wrecked Brad Keselowski coming to the checkered flag to snatch the victory.

"He got me on the start," Edwards said of Busch. "I could get under him and I could work him, but he beat us today. It's amazing how fast those cars are on old tires."

"I just knew that I had to get going and I had to get a launch," Busch said of the final restart. "I smoked 'em tonight."

Aric Almirola was third, followed Trevor Bayne and Reed Sorenson. Points leader Keselowski finished eighth.

 

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