Filed under: Carl Edwards, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Denny Hamlin, Greg Biffle, Kyle Busch, Matt Kenseth, NASCAR Crashes, NASCAR Fights, NASCAR

If the Supreme Court had to decide who NASCAR's dirtiest driver is, Carl Edwards might not qualify.

Sure, he's dirtier than a Tiger Woods text message. But the justices would have to excuse Edwards on the grounds he is criminally insane.

Crazy Carl has to be a sociopath. How else could he live with himself after all the damage he's willfully inflicted?

Most of it stems from his feud with Brad Keselowski. For a while it was like the Iran-Iraq war of the 1980s. Henry Kissinger observed, "it's a shame they both can't lose."

Now Keselowski is Iraq, trying to rise above the senseless violence, despite what my opponent in this tussle, Clay Travis, tells you. Edwards is Iran, thumbing his nose at authority and threatening to nuke anyone who gets in his way, including innocent bystanders.

Fans of the Carl and Islamic revolution will disagree, simply because they are blinded by the cause. But expert observers have no doubt who the bad guy is.

 

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